eclipsebykimlipmp3:
“wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se:
“ yesyourstalker:
“ xorlada:
“ thisismyblogithink:
“ lancery:
“ adulthoodisokay:
“ blu-canary:
“ otherworldlypredator:
“ tumblin-monkeys:
“ notclickbait:
“ 72virginoliveoil:
“ notclickbait:
“...

kaijuno:

dreams-squared:

kaijuno:

They removed tumblr from the App Store we’re rogue lads

what are we gonna do now boss?

Absolute anarchy

(via claireodair)

fueled-by-nightcore:
“ computationalcalculator:
“ loloftheday:
“My college doesn’t want us to make popcorn in their shitty microwaves”
look I’ll be the first to agree colleges couldn’t possibly take more money from us without just making Faustian...
30-minute-memes:
“meirl
”

otterboxmysocks:

franklingrimes:

c-bassmeow:

littlelinguaphile:

c-bassmeow:

me: im tired 

Someone in walmart: NOT as tired as our TROOPS! 

Alternatively, a mother: Just wait until you have kids :)

Honestly the two worst kinds of people ever oh yeah and “wait until you’re my age” the fucking three horsemen of undermining your pain

what about the fourth horseman of “what about all those starving orphans in africa”

“Not as tired as our troops!”: War
“Just wait until you have kids”: Pestilence
“Wait until you’re my age”: Death
“What about all the starving kids in Africa?”: Famine

(via n-a-m-i-n-e-k-a-i-r-i)

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